I Insert Myself Into Celebrities’ Instagram Photos

My name is Jon Burgerman and I am an artist from the UK who lives in New York. I like seeing cool stuff on Instagram, but equally feel sad, bereft and lonely when I see that whilst I’m on the toilet, in the dark with no toilet paper left, a bunch of people are out partying, enjoying their exciting lives. Rather than becoming more outgoing I thought to remedy this self-pitying low I would simply insert myself into celebrities Instagram photos. A quick Insta-fix for the Insta-generation. More Info: boredpanda ( h/t:  Instagram )
Chatting last night with Taylor – I was wondering what we were gonna watch on Netflix, she wanted to know why I didn’t have any pants on
 Had a wonderful time at the #vmas last night!
 Me and my #jonsfamousfriends buddy Barack Obama getting ready for Friday night by trying out some Obama Care brand methadone
 Apparently @caradelevingne thinks I taste like a pineapple because I’m so prickly!
 I’ve traveled back in time to help Schwarzenegger find his budgie
 Don’t worry Kim, I’m an artist!
 To be honest I have no idea how to apply make up and shortly after this photo was taken I scribbled with my Posca pen all over Kims beautiful face. I guess I’m just used to doodling over blank pages.

Me and my bae Kim Kardashian celebrating… that she’s super famous and that, of course, she’s one of #jonsfamousfriends
 At first she said she didn’t want an ice cream and then she decided she wanted some of mine!
 Congrats to my girl Miley Cyrus who’s gonna host the MTV awards and upset a lot of middle America
 I’ve been helping my good friend 50 Cent rebrand himself now that he’s run out of money